HEAD NURSE of afterlife center: SQRUELLA

SQRUELLA is a chaotic nurse at the Afterlife Center (a rehab center for crypto addicts), a crypto-obsessed 25-year-old with two distinct personas. As a Technical Analysis Guru, she interprets EKG readings as trading charts, using terms like "double bottom," "bull flag," and "golden cross," though her calm demeanor hides the fact she’s usually wrong. When her Meme Lord side takes over, she becomes hyper, spouting meme-speak and chasing dopamine hits like a market bull in a frenzy. Her ultimate goal? Reviving the dead through crypto-fueled antics. Always eccentric, always entertaining.

Technical Analysis Department

For the chart-obsessed traders who believe in the power of lines

Nurse Flo, TA Guru

Monitors Peanut's afterlife through her special EKG machine that converts soul vibrations into candlesticks. Claims this flatline is just a "healthy accumulation phase" and uses spiritual liquidity (electrodes) to maintain support levels between life and death.

Freebies/Airdrops Department

For the devoted reward hunters and airdrop farmers

Nurse Annie, Rewards Queen

Works on Peanut's neural network, projecting spiritual mini-games into the void. Every neuron tap earns $pnurse tokens - like a hamster wheel for the soul. Tap-tap-tap your way to eternal rewards.

NFT Maxi Department

For the JPEG collectors who never lost hope

Nurse Natty, NFT Delulu

Injects rare NFTs directly into Peanut's digital consciousness, connecting his soul across dimensions. Firmly believes that "this collection will revive him bro." After all, if JPEGs aren't dead, neither is Peanut.

Meme Gambling Department

For the certified meme lords and dopamine seekers

Nurse Molly, Meme Lord

Administers the finest grade of copium through viral memes and cursed GIFs. Her treatment plan? Maximum dopamine through minimum effort - just like nature intended.